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president obama's skeet shooting photo. he said later the white house released a photo that proves the leader of the free world has at some point in his life touched a firearm. does it? >> i don't know. i need a photo of the photographer taking a picture. >> exactly. and greg compared liberals who claimed they had guns in the house to those who opposed gay marriage, but they say they have a lot of gay friends. isn't that you? >> i have no gay friends. >> in actuality you have a lot of gay friends. >> i have no gay friends. >> there goes book sales, andy. >> you never heard me make the argument. yet i have gay friends. >> you don't go around saying that, but you do have a lot of gay friends and you oppose gay mearnlg. >> these dorkazoids who start every gun session that says don't get me wrong, i grew up with guns in the home. >> i completely agree with you. >> andy i have used the excuse, he is just a friend. that's several times. he is a very affection gnat friend of mine. -- affection gnat friend of mine. >> you have that
president obama's skeet shooting photo. he said later the white house released a photo that proves the leader of the free world has at some point in his life touched a firearm. does it? >> i don't know. i need a photo of the photographer taking a picture. >> exactly. and greg compared liberals who claimed they had guns in the house to those who opposed gay marriage, but they say they have a lot of gay friends. isn't that you? >> i have no gay friends. >> in actuality you...
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>> north korea video shows president obama burning. ambassador you thought the video showed creativity for north korea. the key phrase is for north korea. >> as opposed the pictures of grass and stones and the rest of the diet. i thought it was inventive. >> you said of greg he better watch out because north korea has a habit of kidnapping people to make movies movies and tv shows. how do we facilitate that. is there someone we can call? >> i think we should engage to get kim jung-un on this show. who knows what can happen if we get him here. >>- q. i can we trade -- >> can we trade for greg and would anybody notice? >> that confused me. how are you able to be the president of korea in the early 80s while in "jonie loves chachi"? >> people don't know we filmed that in seoul. >> seoul is in north korea? >> no, i am the prince. i can cross the border. you can't if you were north korean, and he is not. >> jedediah, you don't like to see our president set on fire in a video. >> i don't. >> rhino. >> you know it has come to that. >> bill yo
>> north korea video shows president obama burning. ambassador you thought the video showed creativity for north korea. the key phrase is for north korea. >> as opposed the pictures of grass and stones and the rest of the diet. i thought it was inventive. >> you said of greg he better watch out because north korea has a habit of kidnapping people to make movies movies and tv shows. how do we facilitate that. is there someone we can call? >> i think we should engage to...
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obama's felt, impeachment. he is good looking. >> a lady hater. >> are you saying job leads to marriage and kids. >> stay unemployed kid. >> now it is an ought look. >> now you flip on a webcam and you can meet people. if you really want to meet, go to the post office. he said at the post office you can get laid day or night. >> you are a driver? your driver? >> my driver never says things like that. >> i always get the same guy. it is like a cabdriver and he said unbelievable. you go behind the mail bags and people are -- >> this is on our dime. >> are you surprised? >> i guess. i expected to see a different kind of package. >> jedediah, here is my theory, this is based on people self- reporting. they asked people in various professions. my theory is it is a load of crap and artists like to think of themselves as artists. they are not really working so they have to cover for that. >> i find artists really sexy. >> it is not that they are thought sexy. >> i don't know like the starving artists who can't pay the
obama's felt, impeachment. he is good looking. >> a lady hater. >> are you saying job leads to marriage and kids. >> stay unemployed kid. >> now it is an ought look. >> now you flip on a webcam and you can meet people. if you really want to meet, go to the post office. he said at the post office you can get laid day or night. >> you are a driver? your driver? >> my driver never says things like that. >> i always get the same guy. it is like a...
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it obama, bynum and john gibson. let's go live to capitol hill. >> i was assuming that was an unsolicited video. we are all broken up by that. i am extremely troubled. tom, what do you make of this? are you surprised? she is a delight. she is a delightful person. >> women love her because she is a strong educated woman and she takes you back. >> how much does the favorable press help her? nobody asks tough questions. >> she has had a free pass her whole career. except when she ran against obama, of course. but she is the most popular politician in the country, but she is no longer a politician. she doesn't have to debate. she does president have to take the top policy [stances|instances] and this terms of debating other people she gets to travel the world. it is a tough job. but what has she done that is the remarkable thing? >> i can't think of a single thing. i went through the list. if you look at the middle east and if you look at iran from three years ago and syria, none of this stuff. there were no great achiev
it obama, bynum and john gibson. let's go live to capitol hill. >> i was assuming that was an unsolicited video. we are all broken up by that. i am extremely troubled. tom, what do you make of this? are you surprised? she is a delight. she is a delightful person. >> women love her because she is a strong educated woman and she takes you back. >> how much does the favorable press help her? nobody asks tough questions. >> she has had a free pass her whole career. except...
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but first, which entertainer said obama was america's dad? it probably was chris rock says the guy at home looking at this tape of chris rock. >>> does america's dad think guns are bad? yes, and we must listen. that's according to chris rock who on wednesday referred to barak as our pop. it suggested we heed his guidance on guns. the comedian appeared at a press conference on pistols with a gaggle of other former celebrities including amanda pete, tony bennett and amanda pete. and here is his reason we should submit to background checks and assault bans and limits on magazines, no questions asked. >> president of the united states is, you know, our boss, but he is also -- the president and the first lady are like the mom and the dad of the country. when your dad says something, you listen. when you don't it usually bites you in the ass later on. >> it was sponsored by michael bloomburg's mayors against illegal guns. although tony bennett thought he was at a bar mitzvah. as for the entertainment? did you foe when we use these rack -- did you k
but first, which entertainer said obama was america's dad? it probably was chris rock says the guy at home looking at this tape of chris rock. >>> does america's dad think guns are bad? yes, and we must listen. that's according to chris rock who on wednesday referred to barak as our pop. it suggested we heed his guidance on guns. the comedian appeared at a press conference on pistols with a gaggle of other former celebrities including amanda pete, tony bennett and amanda pete. and here...
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>> maybe not under obama,. >> obama cannot come out against marijuana because he smoked it his entire life. >> everybody has done it on some level. >> it makes me coo-coo. >> can't feel any part of my body. i have to run. >> it is like robitussin. >> i haven't done it in 48 years. >> tonight is the night. fall off the wagon together. >> i am terrified of it. i would rather do anything else. you know what it is? it erases the time factor you don't know when it is going away. with pot it tells you this could be the rest of your life. >> first i would like to apologize to the cookie in the green room. >> what do you like baking? >> can we move on to robots? from rolling a jay to rolling a robot, should we be less keen on bonding with machines? a recent conference for the american association of advancement and science warned against the future of robot-human relations. mit professor explains that in the near future they will serve as teachers to our children and caretakers of our elderly making us lazy. as they tell live science.com, the new normal comes with a price for the idea of arti
>> maybe not under obama,. >> obama cannot come out against marijuana because he smoked it his entire life. >> everybody has done it on some level. >> it makes me coo-coo. >> can't feel any part of my body. i have to run. >> it is like robitussin. >> i haven't done it in 48 years. >> tonight is the night. fall off the wagon together. >> i am terrified of it. i would rather do anything else. you know what it is? it erases the time factor you...
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i think this is the biggest threat to president obama is legacy. i think it is incredibly dangerous. he is basicking trying to turn this into homeland crossed with terminator. you are talking about american citizens here. you cannot throw american citizens in jail indefinitely or fascinate them or execute them without trial just based on intelligence. intelligence can be wrong. weapons of mass destruction. on an international level are we talking war here or assassination. the international law is all over the paper. you have 40 countries developing armed drones. what happens when china and iran start using armed drones of the the -- armed drones. it is a huge threat to america. >> she feels strongly, jonathon, much more strongly than i do. i was thinking about the chinese food i am having later. >> buy american. >> a lot of people were talking about the assassination of american citizens. to me they are not american citizens so i don't care. >> i i am not overly concerned. there is no chance of a drone being used there. >> i agree with patrick. th
i think this is the biggest threat to president obama is legacy. i think it is incredibly dangerous. he is basicking trying to turn this into homeland crossed with terminator. you are talking about american citizens here. you cannot throw american citizens in jail indefinitely or fascinate them or execute them without trial just based on intelligence. intelligence can be wrong. weapons of mass destruction. on an international level are we talking war here or assassination. the international law...
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. >> jonathon, my question for you, what if this little kid imagines he was president obama ordering a drone strike on the box? would that be okay? >> the terrorists have to die, andy. >> bill, you said suspension is no punishment. here is the thing. the absolute procedure the school has, the list of absolutes, success speption doesn't happen until the third violation. there are things we don't know about or little alex was not suspended. he might have been sent home for the day. i maintain that being sent home is no punishment. >> it is a punishment for your mom, bill. >> i don't even know who she is. >> neither did she. >> by the way, i just picked her a droid saying you just violated an absolute. so weird. greg, your theory such as it was about acting out and being able to imagine? >> yes. >> pure bunk. >> how can you de bunk that? >> i don't have to de bunk that. it is boppinged. >> wait, that's not ambudsing. that is opinion nateing. opinionating. eric wouldn't do that and neither would his 14-year-old son. >> he has a son? >> i explained why you don't agree. that is my theory.
. >> jonathon, my question for you, what if this little kid imagines he was president obama ordering a drone strike on the box? would that be okay? >> the terrorists have to die, andy. >> bill, you said suspension is no punishment. here is the thing. the absolute procedure the school has, the list of absolutes, success speption doesn't happen until the third violation. there are things we don't know about or little alex was not suspended. he might have been sent home for the...
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everybody forgets tim thomas, the goalie who refused to go to the white house because he hates obama. he said a bunch of stuff. the teams we might suspend him and we might fine him. there were all sorts of editorials and people were booing. it was not mentioned in this piece. >> good point by the way. i am glad you brought in some back up information. >> i just made that up. >> none of us are going to look it up. jedediah, you were saying in the green room that not only do you agree with the writer, but you are tired of the military giving you notice at all. >> stop it. you can never overdue patriotism in my book. you have to thank the vets for everything. sports is about competition. sports is about freedom and opportunity and reaching for the top. we owe all of that to the men and women in uniform. >> you say that, but are you not wearing a flag pin. >> i was going to wear my american flag dress, but i thought it would be over the top. >> well, it was under the top. you disgust me. go back to canada. keith, sorry you had to sit in bill's chair. >> no problem. it is my pleasure, greg
everybody forgets tim thomas, the goalie who refused to go to the white house because he hates obama. he said a bunch of stuff. the teams we might suspend him and we might fine him. there were all sorts of editorials and people were booing. it was not mentioned in this piece. >> good point by the way. i am glad you brought in some back up information. >> i just made that up. >> none of us are going to look it up. jedediah, you were saying in the green room that not only do you...
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way know -- what did barack obama win 53% of the country? so 47% of the country is racist. we know that. these companies need to market to these people. how are they supposed to market products if they can't market to 47% of the country? >> what an interesting and unusual analysis from tom shillou. last time he will be on the show. lori, you claim to be an expertise in something, not quite sure. >> an expert in being annoyed by you. a glutton for punishment. >> there you go. from a business perspective -- try to focus. >> can't resist you. jay i know. how c you? should coca-cola have avoided even the slightest possibility of offending muslims by not having anything in there? >> i don't think that was the original intent. there is so much pressure to come up with something cool and savy and new for the super bowl. my goodness they are paying i'm sure out the wazoo for this. >> hey, language. this is a kid's show. >> i was trying to keep it family friendly about -- with the wazoo term. >> oh! >> year after year these companies have to come up with the clever ads. you were men
way know -- what did barack obama win 53% of the country? so 47% of the country is racist. we know that. these companies need to market to these people. how are they supposed to market products if they can't market to 47% of the country? >> what an interesting and unusual analysis from tom shillou. last time he will be on the show. lori, you claim to be an expertise in something, not quite sure. >> an expert in being annoyed by you. a glutton for punishment. >> there you go....
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sherrod is he emblematic of the entitlement culture and should obama be impeached? >> yes and no. this dude, lord have mercy, he is so lazy. >> how lazy is he? >> thank you. he doesn't even have the power to do it the old-fashioned way and kill your parents and take the house. >> terrible. >> just get in there and turn on some gas. >> you are such a bad person. you are a terrible man. >> parents had brown stones and they would wait and be like, i can't wait. all of this would be mine. >> is that your dream? >> you are right. in that sense there are so many -- everybody is living longer. so it used to be your parents would die and hand this thing over, but your parents are not dyeing and he goes i just want a domino's franchise. can you kick it please? i am suing you because you are not dying. >> in this dude's case i no longer think he is in the will. >> i think he blew it on that one. >> the second part of the story is about how it is impossible to love all kids equally. is this why you have no children? >> i just couldn't decide. i couldn't know which would plot to kill me the m
sherrod is he emblematic of the entitlement culture and should obama be impeached? >> yes and no. this dude, lord have mercy, he is so lazy. >> how lazy is he? >> thank you. he doesn't even have the power to do it the old-fashioned way and kill your parents and take the house. >> terrible. >> just get in there and turn on some gas. >> you are such a bad person. you are a terrible man. >> parents had brown stones and they would wait and be like, i can't...
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it represents people like obama, the greatest wartime president of our time and all of those things. no department of peace. i like the peace corp and it has done a lot more for peace than the department has. i don't care how many poly cotton blend t-shirts they have made. >> we need a department of know. >> i don't know how to read. i get my talking points via google search. >> it is sad the way he scribbles his name with the backward letters and we think he is being funny, but it is actually a problem. >> does he make a heart over the i? >> you can't fire somebody from hr for not being able to read. incredible. we are a country run by the academic government complex. this is a nation of -- this is the nation's leaders who are nothing but grad schoolers and this is exactly what they want. >> i hate the elites. >> i do too. thank god you are not 1 of them. >> are you gavin or james? >> i am jimmy. >> where was i? >> you hate the elites. >> i hate the elites and you in the green room, you thought because i have an english accept i must b elitist. >> you have an accent and it seems a l
it represents people like obama, the greatest wartime president of our time and all of those things. no department of peace. i like the peace corp and it has done a lot more for peace than the department has. i don't care how many poly cotton blend t-shirts they have made. >> we need a department of know. >> i don't know how to read. i get my talking points via google search. >> it is sad the way he scribbles his name with the backward letters and we think he is being funny,...
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i'm greg gutfeld or as i am known in kenya, president obama. let's go to tv's andy looy vee for a pre game report. what's coming up on tonight satisfies show? >> seth macfarlane makes it through the show while avoiding any controversy. just kidding he is being called racist, anti-sametic and sexist and homophobic. and want to add in a bottle of soda when you on ready a pizza? if you live in new york city you will thought be able to. if you don't live in new york city, i commend on you your choice. and meatballs made of horse meat? some say yes and others say nay. greg? >> hour hay -- or hay as a sidedish? >> i will be here all week. >> i am not sure about that. >> we'll see jie. go away. >>> let's welcome our guest. if thoughtful commentary were a cruiseship many couples would spend their honeymoon on her. recent.com contributor, great place, and he is so smart that mnsa takes tests to enter him, jaime weinstein. he is one of the authors of the e book "the lizard king." and in spain he is considered topous, bill schulz. and because i lost a bet
i'm greg gutfeld or as i am known in kenya, president obama. let's go to tv's andy looy vee for a pre game report. what's coming up on tonight satisfies show? >> seth macfarlane makes it through the show while avoiding any controversy. just kidding he is being called racist, anti-sametic and sexist and homophobic. and want to add in a bottle of soda when you on ready a pizza? if you live in new york city you will thought be able to. if you don't live in new york city, i commend on you...